A holiday tune about gratitude, family, and the part nobody likes to say out loud. It starts sincere, turns practical, and ends honest. Kids need food, clothes cost money, and sometimes the reason for the season includes selling a few things online. Simple, self-aware, and funny because it’s true.

Christmas at grandma’s house comes with food standards and strong opinions. This bit breaks down holiday dinners, turkey and dressing, giblet gravy, and the belief that some people are simply built to make great mashed potatoes. It’s warm, visual, and rooted in family kitchens everyone recognizes.

Fear of flying turns into a full breakdown of airline logic, safety announcements, and the lies we tell ourselves at 30,000 feet. From flotation-seat optimism to tiny island planes that care a little too much about passenger weight, this bit skewers air travel with sharp observations and escalating absurdity. If flying makes you nervous, this will feel uncomfortably familiar.

Every family has a line when it comes to holiday decorations. This bit breaks down the unspoken timeline for when it’s acceptable, questionable, and completely unhinged to still have decorations up. It’s a simple, observational take on habits everyone recognizes and quietly judges.

Every family has a line when it comes to holiday decorations. This bit breaks down the unspoken timeline for when it’s acceptable, questionable, and completely unhinged to still have decorations up. It’s a simple, observational take on habits everyone recognizes and quietly judges.

A crowd-work bit about how many Christians switch denominations over time. He pokes fun at Baptist, Catholic, Pentecostal, and non-denominational experiences, then lands on how modern faith looks very different from earlier generations—especially when it comes to sacrifice and commitment.

A fast, self-deprecating opener about being a teenage “manager” at a 7-Eleven. He covers the graveyard shift, firing himself, late-night customers, microwave disasters, and shoplifting attempts, all built around exaggerated retail chaos and bad decisions.

A quick car-ride story turns into a self-deprecating rant about surprise chin hair, mirrors, and the brutal honesty of kids. It builds fast with visual details and ends on a quiet tag that flips the joke back on the kid.

This holiday-themed bit jumps from Christmas tree shopping and chaotic gift-buying to parenting moments that spiral fast. He riffs on kids with headsets, classroom mishaps, awkward parent-teacher meetings, and audience interaction that goes completely off the rails. It’s loose, conversational, and driven by crowd moments and family stories.

Rick Roberts talks about getting older, high cholesterol, dieting, and raising kids later in life. He riffs on bike “exercise,” fake meat, fast-food stories, and the strange things kids say at home. The set is story-driven and relatable, with quick punchlines throughout.

When money’s tight and the mortgage is looming, there’s one place that always comes through: the dollar store.

This lighthearted song celebrates the magic of buying baby wipes, blue jeans, garden gnomes, dog food, popsicles, and even a jar of pickles—sometimes all for a buck. The toys break by the time you get home, the math doesn’t always add up, and the bargains get a little questionable… but that’s part of the charm.

A fun, clean comedy tune for anyone who’s ever stretched a dollar and laughed doing it.

Family, fitness, faith, and a wildly inaccurate nativity scene—this clip has it all.  Trying to survive the gym, meeting my wife at a wedding, getting humbled at her church, navigating stepdad life, and watching my dad turn Thanksgiving grace into a halftime report. And yes… his yard nativity included two wise men, a Shrek donkey, and a budget Baby Jesus.

Fast stories, big laughs, and plenty of “did that really happen?” moments.

McDonald’s hot apple pies should come with oven mitts, a liability waiver, and maybe a fire extinguisher. In this clip, I break down the molten-lava filling, why Grimace deserves a comeback tour, how fortune cookie writers have completely given up, and why Sara Lee needs to stop with the double negatives.

Every parent hits that moment when their once-adorable kid turns into a tiny storm cloud. In this clip, I talk about my daughter’s “mean phase,” the dramatic cereal-chewing ban, minivan after-school meltdowns, and the kinds of wild questions only kids can ask—like did Jesus have head lice?

If you’ve ever walked on eggshells around your own child… you’re in good company.  Clean comedy, real parenting, lots of truth.

A quick run of self-deprecating humor about getting older, bad haircuts, running with a sports bra, and driving a ’96 Ford Fiesta that barely holds together. Light, fast, and clean—classic observational comedy with a goofy twist.

This clip dives into the funny side of long-term marriage—mixed signals, impossible questions, anniversary gifts gone wrong, and the daily effort to keep the peace. The comedian shares stories about trying to understand his wife, surviving social media, raising kids in a tech world, and navigating the ups and downs of married life. It’s a relatable run of quick lines, family moments, and clean humor about the things couples laugh about once they’ve been together long enough.

The comedian shares a self-deprecating take on meeting his wife, reconnecting years later on Match, and surviving decades of online dating. He talks about usernames, algorithm fails, friends romanticizing the past, and the blunt honesty of middle-aged dating profiles. It’s a laid-back, relatable set built around timing, expectations, and the humor that comes with finding love later in life.

The comedian riffs on travel mishaps, small airports, unpredictable weather, and memorable gigs he’s survived over the years. It’s a loose, conversational set built on quick observational humor, crowd questions, and stories from the road. The tone stays easygoing and relatable, with light jokes about navigation, regional quirks, old bar gigs, and touring across the U.S. and Canada.